News: Water, Chocolate and, Tequila Shortage

Water, Chocolate and, Tequila Shortage

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_19048_6-important-things-you-didnt-know-were-running-out-of.html

If all news are absolutely true, then we are in deeper trouble than we previously thought. Read full articles by clicking on the link above. I know this is a bit late but the thought takes time to sink in and it makes me shudder at the thought.

Source: http://holykaw.alltop.com/brace-yourselves-for-possible-chocolate-short

Water, Chocolate and, Tequila Shortage

No more sweet chocolate to indulge in the future to alleviate your depression. So you enjoy your last bar of chocolate. After you consumed the whole bar by yourself you become thirsty. Wait! There's no more water. Ahhh I need water to soothe my tongue and erase the sweet memories the chocolate left on my drying mouth.

Water, Chocolate and, Tequila Shortage

Source

And there I was contemplating the loss of two of the most precious things in my life I want to drown myself in alcohol. Where's my tequila? Gone. They are all gone....

Warnings

  • Spoiler Alert A NSFW visual joke coming up

Not this tequila....

Water, Chocolate and, Tequila Shortage

I meant this "tequila".

Water, Chocolate and, Tequila Shortage

Want to master Microsoft Excel and take your work-from-home job prospects to the next level? Jump-start your career with our Premium A-to-Z Microsoft Excel Training Bundle from the new Gadget Hacks Shop and get lifetime access to more than 40 hours of Basic to Advanced instruction on functions, formula, tools, and more.

Buy Now (97% off) >

Our Best Phone Hacks

Gadget Hacks' tips — delivered daily.

Be the First to Comment

Share Your Thoughts